Instead of one hour long episode they did two 30 minute episodes. Since the second one was pretty boring I just covered them both in one recap... Review.... blog? What is the correct terminology for this thing I am doing where I cover the episode, tell you what happened, and made fun of the people in it?
Episode 3 opens with us discovering that the venture capitalists have made a decision about investing the $2.5 million in My Sister Wives Closet. What did they decide? Well, we don't find out until the end of the episode. Oh the Humanity.
Next up is the most popular sister wife, Janelle! Her trainer has decided that Janelle should climb a rock wall which looks way easier when you on the ground than when you are actually on it. She climbs about 4 feet off the ground and decides this was an awful idea. Logan (her son and the oldest in the family) is there and with the trainer's help they convince her to try again. They pick out a particular spot and she try again with touching that green rock as her goal. Janelle nails it and the internet rejoices. I think we relate to her struggles and have cheered her on to place more value in herself. She has been a rock star with working out. When all the wives (Robyn in specific) go on and on about the Family, Janelle kinda seems over it, which I love.
Meri on the other hand is off to the old family home in Lehi, Utah. They are having it redone to sell. So they have just been holding onto the house for years while they struggle to afford their new Vegas homes? Is anyone confused on how they can afford all this? TLC must pay their reality stars really well. Hey, TLC are you interested in doing a show about a family of Californians who move to Wyoming to work on a cattle ranch? Lots of wacky scheenagans and cute dogs?
Sorry, back to the Sister wives. Meri visits some old friend from when she was four. Enthralling.
Finally we get to find out what the investors decided. First they take some talk about how awful the presentation was, how much trouble the company is having and what a poor investment this is. But lets be honest even though no one mentions it the company, My sister Wives Closet, gets free publicity on tv so they are going to invest. They are offering $250-500k for 5% of the company. In 6 months they were reevaluate. I have no idea when this was filmed but the website is still crashing all the time and the inventory seems about the same as what we saw that the presentation so I am anxious to see how the 6 months evaluation goes.
They asked about why there is 15 million hits and so few sales. Let me tell you, because the viewers are nosy and cheap. It is not like people are googling "Silver jewelry" and ending up at the website. Viewers are sitting at home saying "I wonder what kind of junk they are trying to sell" so they go to the website then post on twitter "OH my goodness, that jewelry is expensive"
Ep 4 was the wives planning a surprise part for Kody to say thank you for moving them to Vegas. One of the kids pipe up with something like We already have too many parties. The kids are awesome. They have a Vegas themed party with costumes and food then everyone stands around and tells Kody how awful the move was but they are glad they are here. I wonder if they really HAD to move. The courts did overturn the law against cohabitation so Kody would not have been arrested after all. It was a pretty boring episode unless you are really into hearing everyone talk about how awesome Kody is.
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